Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a hairdryer : Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of sweets:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it’s *just* a suggestion!)

On a dessert: Do not turn upside down.
*printed on bottom of the box* (Too late! You lose!)
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Almost as cute as the Hamsters First Taste Of Broccoli video, this dog actually whistles!

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Believe it or not, thats actually real; seriously. Forgot where it is, but is a promotional glass box which is bullet proof, fireproof, shock proof or whatever else there is proof, but if you manage to break it and you actually keep all that money for FREE!

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“Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? you
guessed it. Guess what’s next? You guessed it…”

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven’t forgotten

We might be in, we might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!

“Hello? …Hello? …Hellooo? I’m sorry, you’re gonna have to speak
up, I can’t hear you… That’s ‘cuz I’m not home! Leave a message.
BEEP.”

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A flash animation showing a guy falling down a mountain with some nice music!

EDIT: Click the more link to see it.

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(53 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)

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