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This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar.

“This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before,” he says to the guy next to him.

“Oh, really?” the other replies. “It is a nice place. It’s also a very special bar.”

“Why is that?” the first guy asks.

“Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? That’s an original Van Gogh, and this stool I’m sitting on was on the Titanic.”

“Gee, that’s amazing!” says the first guy.
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Several centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave the Vatican. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Jewish community. If the Jew won, the Jews could stay. If the Pope won, the Jews would leave. The Jews realized that they had no choice. So they picked an elderly aged man named Moishe to represent them. Rabbi Moishe’s Latin wasn’t very good - in fact, he knew very little–but he was a man of great faith and well respected in the Jewish community. The pope agreed. What could be easier than a silent debate?

The day of the great debate came. Moishe and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Moishe looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Moishe pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, “I give up. This man is too good. The Jews can stay.”
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A Canadian boy go out with his new bike that he got for Christmas. He meet a police officer on a horse.
Police officer:” Santa Claus brought you this new bike?”
Boy: “Yes”
Police: “Well, bring this $30 ticket to him and tell him he needs to put a red light behind.”
Boy: “And Santa brought you this horse?”

The Police officer willing to participate to the discussion of a little boy played the game.
Police: “Yes, Santa brought it to me”
Boy: “Tell him to put the asshole behind, not on top.”

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