What Did Santa Give?

November 25th, 2007 by Advoor

A Canadian boy go out with his new bike that he got for Christmas. He meet a police officer on a horse.
Police officer:” Santa Claus brought you this new bike?”
Boy: “Yes”
Police: “Well, bring this $30 ticket to him and tell him he needs to put a red light behind.”
Boy: “And Santa brought you this horse?”

The Police officer willing to participate to the discussion of a little boy played the game.
Police: “Yes, Santa brought it to me”
Boy: “Tell him to put the asshole behind, not on top.”

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