A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, “Oh, I’m so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you’ll be able to forgive me.” She looks at him a few seconds and says, “That’s all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 204.”

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Well the contest went better then I hoped it would With over 400 entries it took me some time to go through and find the winner.

The winning number was 693!

Sadly since no one got the number, the closest one was 692 by Loftus ! I’ve already sent the email , so if your looking at this post, please reply back with your payment details and Ill send the prize right away

Thanks once again to all who entered this contest, and Happy Boxing day to all Wish to see you all for the next contest

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Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it! Just for today I’ve posted 2 funny videos, a funny picture and a joke for all to have a laugh at

And if that wasn’t enough, the $500 Christmas contest is still on going and will end TONIGHT! So get down to the contest page and post your guess now if you want to win an extra $500 this Christmas! And good luck to all

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