Worm Bet - Funny Joke
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”
The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, “Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.”
The grandfather replies, “I know. That’s from your grandma.”
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July 19th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Nice post, you got some good points there - thank you.
August 13th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Cool. Come by and hypnotize yourself if you please
August 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
I read a simliar post just the other day by Sandra Kosineck but yours is much better.
August 16th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I wish you would post more often…this is my “coffee drinking” blog:) Edgar Allen
August 16th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Heyy, sure thing, just been a bit busy these days but ill get right back onto it
August 20th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
I tried to subscribe to your feed but it didn’t show up on my homepage at yahoo.com. Is it working correctly?
August 20th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Use the RSS link in the sidebar ->
Its working fine for me :S